👉 A 'dte outage map' is like the digital equivalent of a roadside sign that says, "Sorry, folks, this highway isn't running smoothly." It's the tech equivalent of a traffic jam that only shows you the roads you can still drive on, but leaves the rest of the internet in a state of bewildered confusion.
Example sentence: "After the dte outage map screamed 'Banana Road is down,' I decided to embark on a digital adventure to find the 'Mushroom Lane' of social media."